{"id":144,"date":"2023-12-19T17:41:32","date_gmt":"2023-12-19T17:41:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.mjguide.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/johnny\/"},"modified":"2023-12-19T17:41:32","modified_gmt":"2023-12-19T17:41:32","slug":"johnny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mjguide.com\/blog\/reviews\/johnny\/","title":{"rendered":"Johnny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>johnny.jpg<br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/johnny.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I usually stop by Johnny&#8217;s whenever I visit the Jordaan to rest my legs and my mind.  The outside wicker chair seating is comfortable and enticing on warm days. The staff is very friendly.  Inside it&#8217;s a bit cramped, yet cozy.  The music is usually good, never at odds with the mood of the place.<\/p>\n<p>Located right on the small Johnny Jordaanplein, it&#8217;s a rather pleasant location.  The only drawback lately had been some construction nearby, but hopefully it&#8217;ll be finished soon.<\/p>\n<p>\nThe shop seems popular with the locals, as they can be seen popping in on their way home after work to pick up a little &#8220;pick-me-up&#8221;.  I gather they also do a decent morning business as they have early hours for a coffeeshop.<\/p>\n<p>\nI once had an extraordinary experience here.  I met god.  Or so he claimed.  He looked more like a genetic cross between Aqualung and Charles Manson.  We had a very intense conversation, and he got too excited, and started screaming.  The staff had to ask him to leave, and a few minutes later we heard him over in the urinoir on the corner yelling at the top of his lungs &#8220;fuck god&#8221; over and over&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\nFortunately, that god isn&#8217;t a regular at this otherwise pleasant coffeeshop.<\/p>\n<p>Elandsgracht 3\/H<br \/>\nAmsterdam,<br \/>\nNetherlands1016<br \/>\n020<\/p>\n<p>Topic: Coffeeshop Guide<br \/>\nViews: 15267<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>johnny.jpg I usually stop by Johnny&#8217;s whenever I visit the Jordaan to rest my legs and my mind. The outside wicker chair seating is comfortable and enticing on warm days. The staff is very friendly. Inside it&#8217;s a bit cramped, yet cozy. The music is usually good, never at odds with the mood of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mjguide.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mjguide.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mjguide.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mjguide.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mjguide.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mjguide.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mjguide.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mjguide.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mjguide.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}